Greetings and Salutations, Playa!

As I bid hello, I feel you must go

for a man of my level, you are much too slow

But leave your lady here, there ain't nothing for her to fear

I just want to take her out and polish that rear!

Brother please, she got scrapes on her knees!

she been around so much but ain't collecting no fees!

so now I'm walking away with a dip in my sway

this dick of mine will love another crab free day!